Sacrifical Lobsters, Cows, and Chickens
I have a new favorite web site: Suicide Foods. Happily, someone just posted my favorite DC-based trio from Metropolitan Meat, Seafood, and Poultry. They make me smile and they make me think…mmm…lobster….
I’m the first person to make my chicken or turkey “dance” before preparing it or to stage an elaborate battle between me and the crab or crawfish or lobster before pounding it with a mallet and tearing it to shreds, but I feel funny about advertisements seducing me with anthropomorphic veggies and animals calling out “eat me, Hallie!”